Personally, I never have understood the logic in springing extra money for a stupid knick-knack or vestigial level, but some people eat that shit up.
Now that I have imparted that little tidbit of knowledge upon you, I need to discuss a recent promotion that almost made my head explode....
Call Of Duty Modern Warfare II's Prestige Edition comes with NIGHT VISION GOGGLES! Not replica goggles! Actual night vision goggles. Below I have included a Venn Diagram explaining this promotion in more detail, and a picture of the Prestige Edition
I am not really sure what upsets me more the ridiculousness of this, or the fact that I honestly, for the first time in my life, was enticed by one of these sort of promotions. Now let me be clear I don't give a shit about Call of Duty. If I had to come up with any sort of opinion of that game or series it would be negative. BUT NIGHT VISION?
BATMAN HAS NIGHT VISION!
I could finally become Union Township's ever-vigilant Sentinel of Justice poised to fight... jay walkers?
UGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
The urge is great! But the ridiculous excess is equally great!
-End Transmission
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