The Tale of ThePrideofHellScorn

From the Songs of Kevin the Bard:

Come gather ‘round to hear the tale

Of malice, deceit, and blackened veil

The tale of the worst unicorn ever sired

Born of hell’s deepest fires

With his Jockey, Mal Ishuz Entent

He lies and cheats at every event

With wings of bat, and mane of fire

A blackened coat, and eternal ire

Known to be the worst e’er born

That evil steed, ThePrideofHellScorn

Unicorn racing, the realms greatest event

Is forever tainted by these malcontents

Seeking fame and glory, not respecting the sport

Their names showed up twice on the Mitchell Report

But this was not the worst of their deeds

They sabotaged the King’s greatest steeds

With the help of ice-skating’s Tonya Harding

They broke each knee with a magical crowbar-thing

Admittedly, last rhyme was a little bit weak

Perhaps later I’ll give it a tweak

Just four more lines ‘til I bid you adieu

So I’ll take this time to remind you

As you place your bets, remember, you’ve been warned

Of Mal Ishuz Entent and ThePrideofHellScorn

-He Says "Nay" Because He Is Negative