The Story So Far...

After joking about a Stick Stickley tell all book called Stick Stickley: My Battle with Tounge Depression, My friends and I decided to make a trending topic on Twitter devoted to:

E!True Hollywood Story: Nickelodeon!

Deef asked me to document them all, and I have decided to share them with you...

Enjoy...

· JimmyGlenn711 Tippy Dink succumbed to breast cancer in 2006. Her husband was quoted as saying "the funeral costs were very expensive"

· wer13 The Beets were kicked off the Bad Boy label this afternoon. "Bad boys don't need no allowance" says P Diddy.

· wer13 Beloved pup Blue went missing last night. The only clue was a bloody paw print next to Steve's shovel

· Rangers_Suck Artie the Strongest Man in the World is disgraced when he is named in the Mitchell Report

· dwrightsosexy Inside-out Boy finally succumbed to a 15 year battle with bacterial infections after having exposed wounds for just as long.

· wer13 Years after the death of her career, Lori Beth Denberg finds fame after winning her fourteenth pie eating contest in a row

· Rangers_Suck Upon leaving his stoop, Stoop Kid was hit by a bus and is currently in a coma. His family could not be reached for comment.

· JimmyGlenn711 Helga and Arnold found in an apparent murder suicide, the suicide note read "I won't Kill him. I can't believe I killed him.

· FrigginGabe Patty mayonaise's father gets miracle back surgery and regains the use of his legs. meanwhile daughter dies in a freak fire.

· Rangers_Suck Otto and Reggie Rocket turned to cocaine after they realized its too fucking hot to play hockey in Hawaii

· JimmyGlenn711 Nigel Thornberry died in August 2007 after a stingray stung him in the chest. Donny delivered his eulogy.

· wer13 Rocko arrested for public nudity outside of his house. "Put on some fucking pants" says neighbor Ed Bighead.

· JimmyGlenn711 Brothers Daggatt and Norbert Beaver opened a strip joint in Vermont called "The Angry Beaver"

· dwrightsosexy Ironically Sam Anders slips and cracks his skull open on Clarissa Darling’s porch in his first attempt to use the front door

· JimmyGlenn711 Just so it is here... Stick Stickley's tell all book, "Stick Stickely: My Battle with Tongue Depression"

· wer13 Kel Mitchell went into a diabetic coma this morning. Doctors say his habit of 9 liters of orange soda a day may be to blame

· dwrightsosexy Marshall Darling finally gets somebody to buy one of his ridiculous plans for a building in 2006. George Steinbrenner.

· JimmyGlenn711 Roger Klotz is on death row for the murder of one Skunky Beaumont

· JimmyGlenn711 Tommy Pickles underwent surgery to correct extreme pigeon toe. Today he walks with a cane, and lives with his wife Lilian

· wer13 The body of Mosquito "Skeeter" Valentine was found at Stinsens Pond. Autopsy revealed traces of cocaine and neematoad semen.

· JimmyGlenn711 The Father from Roundhouse died from an infection in the bead sores that formed as a result of his wheelchair-recliner

· Deadeye_Dick Ren murdered Stimpy. He was found next to his first material possession & torn bible pages detailing cain's murder of able.

· iamfrannyglass mark summers shoots himself in front of his wife and her lover. his last words: what would you do?

· dwrightsosexy The silver monkey and Humpty Dumpty were found dead in a double suicide. Motive: Nobody could put them back together again.

· iamfrannyglass it is found that all nickelodeon slime was actually comprised of thermonuclear waste.

· JimmyGlenn711 Charles "Chuckie" Finster currently sees two therapists, and a psychiatrist to cope with his anxiety and various phobias

· JimmyGlenn711 Pitstain died during an experimental surgery in May of 2001 in an attempt to treat his extreme hyperthyroidism

· JimmyGlenn711 Bobby Budnik moved to California and began hanging out with John Conner, Bobby was incarcerated for ATM fraud in May of 1996

· dwrightsosexy Artie, the strongest man in the world, was found guilty of first degree assault against the ocean.He faces 8 years in prison

· iamfrannyglass doug & patty mayonaise are sued by the fda for putting animal byproducts in their "killer tofu" line of organic food.

· JimmyGlenn711 Ferguson Darling went on to chair the Republican National Committee, and father an illegitimate child with the Left's Z.Z. Ziff

· JimmyGlenn711 David the Gnome divorced his wife of 75 years and moved to San Francisco with Papa Beaver

· dwrightsosexy After spotting Ug with Tyrone Biggums, speculation began that the white substance on his nose was not sunblock.

· Rangers_Suck Bar None Dude Ranch closed in 1998 amid allegations of sexual abuse of the staff by owner Benjamin Ernst.

· dwrightsosexy Binya-Binya Polliwog studies medicine on scholarship at Harvard amidst the genocide of his species on Gullah Gullah Island.

· Deadeye_Dick Face contracted AIDS in 1999. He died in 2004, but managed to still play Taps at his own funeral on his horn.

· dwrightsosexy Batley went missing over the Atlantic Ocean en route from Brazil to France. Presumed dead. He did not mean to do that.

· JimmyGlenn711 When the housing bubble broke Eureeka was forced to sell her castle and move into a two family in Spokane, Washington

· dwrightsosexy Skeeter Valentine becomes a copycat Craigslist killer.

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dwrightsosexy Mark Ecko buys Bucky Majors' record home run ball and brands it with an asterisk after it's discovered he was taking HGH.

This is just a few of the many. For more Nikelodeon E!THS click here.