Tuesday, May 5, 2009

The Evil Alliance of Darkness Call to Arms!

"And on a day unlike any other The World's Most Nefarious Villains banned together to battle the burgeoning forces of good..."

That's what they will say years from now after we have eradicated these so called "Heroes" like Shadow Hare, Master Legend, and Aclyptico, but we must act NOW!

If you know not of what I speak, watch the following videos:







We must strike quickly and decisively!


Shadow Hare and his "Super-Hero" friends MUST BE STOPPED!

Join me! Together we can ensure that NO ONE recognizes the taste of a good meal!

Please comment with your Super Villain: Name, Powers, Nemesis, and a short paragraph about yourself.

Thank You.

-To Arms! To Arms! The Super-War is at hand!

7 comments:

  1. -NAME: Barron-Von-Beardface

    -POWERS: My beard is essentially like mr. fantastic's body, but itchier. I also have the ability look like I can chop trees, fix cars, drive a truck, be a spokesperson for paper towels. i don;t actually have any of those abilities though..it's a bluff. also chuck norris is my cousin, but we don't talk much.

    -NEMESIS: The Prep, Razor Burn, The Bic Mascot, Stubble Fiend, and of course Shadow Hare and his lesser known side kick 5'oclock shadow hair.

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  2. -Name: Kid Nefarious The Devastator of Dreams

    -Powers: Nefariousity

    Nemesis: The Forces of Good and Piety

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  3. -NAME: Pirate King Stonetooth

    -POWERS: My words are decree and people feel belittled if I speak at them, even when its total bullshit. Also minions, and i throw bombs and shoot old school pistols.

    -NEMESIS: Deaf people.

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  4. Name: Cockblocker

    Powers: Stoping you from getting laid. Making fun of you at parties where there are young and willing co-eds. Drinks plenty of HateOrade.

    Nemesis: Wing Man, GetYourOwn Girl, and Guy Code.

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  5. Name: Techno

    Powers: Being bout it-bout it. Fist Pump of Destruction. Rave Vision. Glow-stick nunchuckas.

    Nemesis: Indie-Anna. Radio Ray-Ray. The Mute. The Hangover.

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  6. This team is turning out well but we need to recruit others!

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  7. http://www.myspace.com/maskedbird

    GET HIM!

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