Unbridled Ambition?

Ideas that have failed (or have yet to come to fruition):

• Me and Ewan (say it out loud) - Me and Ewan was to be a reality TV show that starred me and Ewan McGregor. It followed us (we were best friends obviously) as we rode motorcycles across the world, picked up chicks, and got into bar fights. The TV show's opening them would be "Rock Dj" by Robbie Williams, and it would feature me and Ewan dancing with bits of the show cut in. NOTE: If Ewan McGregor wasn't available I would approach Hugh Jackman.

• Rich and My Buddy Cop Film - Our movie would be Lethal Weapon meets Sin City or Shoot Em' Up. In this film there is no straight man, Rich and I are both the maverick hot headed loose cannon. The half-hour long action sequence that starts the movie sets the stage for the entire series (yes series). As we chase the villain, we cause so much destruction that the Pope drops dead when he sees it on TV. The city decides to kick us off the force prompting the line, "I'd rather spit than give in my badge Chief." I won't get into the whole plot or the sequels, but here are a few teasers: Time Travel, Chain-Saw Nunchucks, Bazooka Bayonet, Jack the Ripper.

• Dinner and a Movie - This is an OG JimmyGlenn idea. Dinner and a Movie would be a combination Pizza Delivery - Movie Rental chain that delivered great pizza and great movies. The stores would be divided in half. One part would have the movie rental shelves, and the other would be a pizzeria. In the Pizzeria we would have a giant movie screen that played movies around the clock.

• Nick Barcade - A Nickelodeon themed bar that would in essence be a Chuckie Cheese or Discovery Zone for adults. Olmec would be at the door as the host, the Snick Couch would be in the waiting area, The Aggro-Crag would be in the center of the arcade, and Lori Beth Denberg would be the manager or a waitress... cuz whats she doin? Also there would be: an arcade, adult sized slides, and a ball pit. Finally in front of the ball pit there would be a stage where bands could play.

That's it for now. There are some other gems that I may post in the future.