Never Let The Enemy See Your Face

Toby the Timid Pirate reminded me of another character I created at Williams Nursery.

THE NEON NINJA

The Neon Ninja is the world's least stealthy ninja. Confident in his skills as deadly assassin, the Neon Ninja wastes no time hiding, in fact he takes great pains to make himself known. Here are a few facts about the Neon Ninja:

• His gi is made of the same neon reflective material that's used for construction vests.
• Instead of using smoke grenades to vanish, he uses bottle rockets to appear.
  
• He carries around a bullhorn announcing his arrival and his intentions.
• His sword has whistles on the tip of his blade (like a Nerf football.)
• He wears tap-shoes into battle.
• His bo staff is actually a large noise-maker(."you know...the eeeehhhwwwrrrrr things"- rich arnold)... p.s. I just found out it's called a groan tube.
• When not using his bullhorn, the neon ninja screams nonstop.
• On important assassinations, he wears jingle bells around his gi.
• If by some chance no one is around to witness his work, the Neon Ninja will light the body on fire, call the proper authorities, murder the targets next door neighbors, agitate the dogs in the surrounding area, shoot flares up into the sky, and call the targets next of kin to alert them to what has transpired.
• The Neon Ninja never disappears... He explodes.

Perhaps I'll start posting some comic strips detailing the adventures of Toby the Timid Pirate and The Neon Ninja.

-The enemy will be skillful and ruthless.