Oink-sis of Evil

PANDEMIC? THIS IS AN ATTACK!

Swine Flue apparently has been promoted from epidemic to pandemic? I cannot help but wonder if, like hurricanes, can it be demoted back down to epidemic once it hits land?

Anyway, I don't buy this whole "EVOLUTION" bull that the "scientists" and "doctors" are pushin'. I think we all know damn well that the pigs are working with the terrorists now, and "Swine Flu" is some biological attack that the pigs and the Muslim's have cooked up in their pig styes, and their caves because they hate our freedom.

FACTS

• Fact: Muslim's don't eat pork, hence their alliance with the pigs!
• Fact: Pigs grow hair on their chiney-chin-chins, so do Muslims!
• Fact: The pigs feel anger and resentment towards us for Canadian Bacon (the movie not the food.)
• Fact: Since the death of Old Major, the Pig's have become very hostile towards humans.
• Fact: The Mythbusters have done nothing but exacerbate Human/Pig relations...
• Pigs have long wanted to be THE white meat.

I think we all know what must be done.


-God Bless America