The Heel with a Heart of Gold

So Rich and I, for whatever reason, have come up with new personas...

Just a quick History Lesson on the many faces of JimmyGlenn and rich arnold.

At some point we decided we wanted to do a buddy cop film featuring T. J. Viceroy, and Mack McHoneycutt... you may have heard of them.

Later I came up with my 90's Rapper persona, J-Mob (a.k.a. J Meezy, J Money, J Giggles, and J Mobby Mob). rich is naturally is the Ma$e to my Puffy, and thus D Ezy was born. I have decided that J-Mob and D Ezy faked their own deaths in '95 to avoid "the violence" and spike their album sales. While they were "dead" the meditated in a Monastery in Budapest to preserve their flow. But now, as they are poised to make their triumphant return they have come to find that all their songs they wrote during their sabbatical from society have been made in some shape or form by other rappers...

This brings us to (drum roll please):

Jumpin Jimmy Glenn the Handsome High Flyin' Machismo!

Jumpin Jimmy Glenn the Handsome High Flyin' Machismo, or Double H FM for short, is a heel (villain) with a heart of gold. Men hate him, and women wish they could. He is the Awesome Champion, and with his patented finishing moves: the Guapo-Kick (note the black G on his right boot, denoting the impending Guap), the Macho-Sault, and the Essence of Machismo, Double H FM is poised to take the WWE by storm.

I already have some ideas for shirts too.

1. Front - Do you hear it? Back - Turn up the radio its Double H FM!
2. Front - Double H FM rocks your Mom? Back - The Double H FM Logo a Heart With Bat Wings
3. Front - Double H FM gave your mom Herpes... Back - ..sorry. LOGO

I don't wanna steal rich's thunder, but Double H FM has a partner, the Road Dogg to his Bad Ass Billy Gunn if you will, Dandy Dick The Perfect Gentlemen. Finsihing Moves: the sinister submission the Bends, The Bully-Pulpit, and (if the opponent is a woman) Women's Suffer-age!

Vince... Vinny... Vinny Mac.... feel free to email me, Jglenn711@gmail.com, we'll do lunch. throw some numbers around, and maybe discuss the inevitable spin-off movie deal that stars Dandy Dick and Double H FM ...did I mention I had and idea for a buddy cop film?

- ...and it hurts inside.